The Desert Tortoise Low Bones - Premium Reptile Chew Toy for Small Pets | Perfect for Tortoises, Turtles & Lizards | Safe & Durable for Enrichment & Dental Health

What do you want to know? That they’re virtually unbreakable? That they have no slip grip? That wearing them will heighten your kickflip by 69% and the chances of getting your crush’s number by 420%? I could tell you all that about the Low Bones, if I cared.